About the About Page

March 16, 2020 by Richard Vingette

Hi! Nice to meet ya.

I originally started this site as a scam. I was going to go under the guise of a Swedish farmer, Gustav Gustavson. I was going to pretend to sell organic reindeer blood because I saw it in an awesome cookbook by a famous Swedish chef.

The reindeer blood wasn't a real thing though. Once added to the cart and proceeded to checkout, the website was to ... Read More

Just pacing around

February 18, 2020 by Pete Peters

I thought to myself today,
on day two of not watching tv after work,
"I wonder how many times I've paced around the house?
 I should count the amount of times I take a lap through the house.
 What if that makes me stop taking a lap around the house at all?
 Then I'll just sit on the couch and wonder why the tv wasn't on,
 and that'd defeat every... Read More