About the About Page

March 16, 2020 by Richard Vingette

Hi! Nice to meet ya.

I originally started this site as a scam. I was going to go under the guise of a Swedish farmer, Gustav Gustavson. I was going to pretend to sell organic reindeer blood because I saw it in an awesome cookbook by a famous Swedish chef.

The reindeer blood wasn't a real thing though. Once added to the cart and proceeded to checkout, the website was to ask for shipping information first prior to billing. The website would fail at the billing information because I am not evil. But I did planned on harvesting the shipping information and selling to solicators for fractions of a penny time and time again until it amounted to any amount of real money.

But that isn't the real me, and it never actually happened. Not due to lethargy hopefully, but due to an unforeseen conscience.

I don't live in Sweden; I live in the United States in a state called Virginia, residing considerably close to the Atlantic Ocean. It is swampy but beautiful.

Don't pay mind to the names, I will use whatever I see fit for the moment because the internet is a place of fun.

After the failure of my once seemingly auspicious plan, I have decided to turn this website into a place for myself and my wife and potentially my kid if she ever wants. This is a website for me to post whatever it is that I feel like I don't mind putting out there. Hopefully there is pictures to laugh at or think that's nice. Ideally, there will be music as well to listen to, but I am more self-conscious about that. I will write things as I see fit.

I hope this website will be one of the few not filled with shameless ads for stuff I never reviewed to exploit the fact that you took the time to visit.

Welcome to Skorsvabord and I hope you have fun!